Lemonade

Description

Berry Lemonade

Lemonade. When I want to relax and get high, I don’t often choose to go with a cannabis-infused beverage, but every time I do, I constantly wonder why I don’t do it more frequently.

The Berry Lemonade  was the subject of my most recent cannabis-infused beverage misadventure because, if I’m being really honest, I REALLY MISS SUMMER. My mood is being destroyed by this COVID-19 and winter weather-related never-leaving-my-home crap.

I was hoped that the Dixie Berry Lemonade Elixir would provide the taste of summer I’ve been craving because I’m also just bored.

This Dixie Berry Lemonade Elixir bottle contained 100 mg of the active ingredient; however, 200 mg-sized bottles are reportedly also available in some regions.

Cannabis-Infused Beverage

Even though all those other flavors seem really great, I was completely certain about my choice. I should have been as well. The berry lemonade was excellent and just what I needed, it seems. It has a nice, smooth taste. The fact that I couldn’t down the entire bottle at once was my only regret. Despite the fact that this nightmare pandemic has increased my tolerance, I haven’t allowed it to spiral out of control. Yet.

On one exceptionally bright Saturday, I made the choice to take a few sips of the Dixie Berry Lemonade Elixir, and for the first time all winter, I was able to hang out on my back porch without freezing to death.

In typical fashion, I ended up dumping virtually the entire remaining Dixie Berry Lemonade Elixir bottle over myself when I stood up to get back inside. I would be understating it to say that I was crushed. Spending $20 in the toilet. I could still, though, feel the relaxing and drunken affects of what I’d been able to down during my little stay on the porch.
I went back inside to tidy up and give a video game a shot.

As it turns out, Dixie Berry Lemonade Elixir is bad for navigating a video game in which you must battle monsters in addition to relaxing while you sit outside on your porch.